True Wisdom

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Gee, as a "Dean" I thought I'd share.

True Wisdom

An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return
for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with
his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty. Without hesitating,
the dean selects infinite wisdom. "Done!" says the angel, and disappears
in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning. Now, all heads turn toward
the dean, who sits surrounded by a faint halo of light. One of his
colleagues whispers, "Say something." The dean sighs and says, "I should
have taken the money."